Orlando Bloom’s Girlfriend in Her Underwear

This is the chick that Orlando Bloom has proposed to, twice. This is also the chick that has turned down Orland Bloom, twice.

These are pictures of said chick, Miranda Kerr, modeling the new line of Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

Now, I drink as much haterade as the next girl who spends a little more time each day struggling  into her size 10 jeans (that seem to be magically shrinking like one of Rick Moranis’ on screen children in a Disney movie). But I’ve gotta say, I honestly don’t find her attractive. She definitely doesn’t have a bad body. But sexy? No.

In fact, the above picture reminds me of one of those creepy, lifesize Japanese sex dolls. (Link shows fake, plastic titties and is NSFW.)

I also think I see some pube stubble peeking out of the top of her skivvies in this one.

But to each his (or her) own, I guess.