January, 2010

Mariah Carey recently proved that she could be a prankster too—the crooner left hubby Nick Cannon stunned when she called his radio show and acted like a porn-crazy woman.

The singer introduced herself as Debbie from Long Island during the prank phone call to the New York show Rollin With Nick Cannon on 92.3 NOW FM.

Then she declared that she was a fan of adult films and went on to list their benefits.

“Me and my husband have a very good time when we watch porn and I don”t think it’’s bad. I think if it was bad it wouldn”t exist! And I think that everyone should experiment with porn!” Contactmusic quoted her as saying.

“I mean Nick, come on, you know you look at porn! Tonight when me and my husband look at porn, I already know it’’s gonna be a humdinger!” she added.

Cannon soon caught on and quickly announced, “Ladies and gentleman, this is how hilarious my wife is. This is Mariah Carey calling the station talking about porn!”

Carey joked, “I don”t even know what you”re talking about! All I”m saying is stop talking bad about porn!”

Oh my! How the Brangelina rumors are flying this week!!!! While most of us agree there is something not right in that relationship and it’s just a matter of time before they split…I don’t think anyone believes some of the other crap this Ian Halperin dude is making up.

According to Ian Halperin, author of the recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the Tomb Raider star might have cheated on partner Brad Pitt with Love Game singer Lady GaGa.

Jolie — who is openly bisexual — and GaGa — a rumored hermaphrodite — had a secret rendezvous at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night, Halperin alleges.

“Angie is obsessed with Lady Gaga,” a source said.

I just don’t see St. Angie sneaking off to a hotel with Gaga. She doesn’t seem her type. Besides heroin users don’t usually get into theatrical-pop music do they? Aren’t they more likely to pop in an old Mazzy Star CD than  Fame Monster?

Model Maggie Rizer seemed to forget the right ratio of side-boob action to dress when she was getting ready for the premiere of From Paris With Love last night. She corrected the nip-slip, albeit a bit unfashionably, with a leather jacket and a scarf, keeping her cool. Eh, models are used to a little overexposure anyway!

That headline is a blatant lie by the way, inspired by internet nerds everywhere who are censoring this picture of Ali Larter. You won’t believe what this slut did, but as she got out of her car last night for a party hosted by Calvin Klein, you could see her underwear. “I just got laid!”, many confused geeks squealed out after seeing the picture.

But it gets even better, because if you attacked the picture with filters and photoshop and then mushed your face into the monitor, you could maybe see what might perhaps have been her vagina. Oh I know right! Of course at this point you’re zoomed in so close you might as well be shrunken down and injected into her bloodstream. It could be her vagina, a lamp, or a backwards witch.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attend the 62nd Annual Directors Guild of America Awards held at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on Saturday (January 30) in Century City, Calif.

Brad, 46, wore a Tom Ford tuxedo while Angie, 34, wore an elegant one shoulder sea foam green gown from Elie Saab, earrings by Ofira Schwartz, and shoes from Stuart Weitzman.

According to EW, the power couple sat together at Quentin Tarantino’s table all evening.

During the event, Brad presented the Feature Film Nomination Plaque to Quentin for Inglorious Basterds. Quentin would later be edged out by The Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow making her the first woman to win the guild’s top award.

Nuts magazine has done it again, bringing these incredibly sexy Lucy Pinder topless pictures in their latest issue. And there’s no better time to post them, because you weren’t going to do anymore work anyway.

Clinton Kelly says that one of the worst dressed females ever to set foot on TLC’s What Not To Wear appears on tonight’s episode (9 p.m. ET).

“I generally lump the women on What Not To Wear into three different categories,” says Kelly, who has starred on the show for five-years with Stacey London. “They’re either frumps, sluts or freaks. Crizti (Walsh, a disc jockey from Norfolk, Va.,) had a little bit of each one.”

It’s the 250th episode of the show and Kelly says he’s got one more 12 months on his deal. Yet he is not willing to head out anywhere. “I’ll keep working on this show as long as they want me. I like it. Stacy and I have very a lot a belly laugh each and every day.”

On hiatus now, Kelly is working all around all week working one more show: Miss America: Behind the Curtain, airing this evening on TLC at 10, immediately after What Not To Wear. Earlier this week, he pretended he was a contestant.

“It was fun to have Rush Limbaugh firing questions at me. And Vivica Fox! She’s more intimidating than Rush,” he says. “She’s beautiful and intense – that’s a scary combination.” He says they gave him an 8 out of 10 score.

Other celebrity judges at Saturday night’s Miss America 2010 show consist of: Olympian and DWTS champion Shawn Johnson, comedian Paul Rodriguez and American Idol choice Brooke White. Mario Lopez will host and Clinton will likely be a correspondent for the show, which airs live from Las Vegas at 8 ET on TLC.

Alleged n**e photos of injured Trailblazers star Greg Oden are circling the web today.The photos depict Oden taking self-portraits with his pants down and genitalia exposed.

WorldStarHipHop.com has posted n**e pictures of a man that bears a striking resemblance to the Blazers center.

A law firm representing Oden sent a letter to an unnamed Internet Technology department stating that the “indecent content hosted on your site depicting our client, Greg Oden, are unauthorized publications under both state and federal laws.”

The man’s face in the first photo clearly resembles Oden, but the two pictures that show genitalia are less clear cut — the face is obscured by a cell phone.

Whatever the case, it’s really strange to see the words “Greg Oden” and “n**e photos” mentioned in the same sentence. He hardly seems like the Alex Rodriguez/Grady Sizemore type.And the moral of the story is, again, cell phones are for phone calls and don’t send jump offs pictures of your junk.

Hopefully this turns out to be just a really bad Photoshop.

Apparently Reggie Bush has made a deal with girlfriend Kim Kardashian.

Rumors have been swirling that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush may be tying the knot if Bush’s football team, the New Orleans Saints, make it to the Superbowl.

The New York Post is reporting that Kardashian recently said in a radio interview that she and Bush made a deal that if Bush’s New Orleans Saints win the Super Bowl, he’ll ask her to marry him. But Kimmy cleared up the air today on her blog saying, “This is not true. I never made any kind of bet. A radio interviewer asked what I dreamed for in 2010 and I was hesitant and thinking about it and they said what about ring said yes, a Superbowl ring for Reggie. Then they said that if he gets a Superbowl ring, I get an engagement and I said ‘ok deal!’ LOL. This was taken way out of context. I just wanted to clear that up!”

So,what does everyone else think of this agreement?

If you want to get married, just do it after the Super Bowl, whether you win it or not. Also, keep in mind, this is coming from an unmarried man who has no experience in planning an engagement.