February 8th, 2010

Kim Kardashian IS pretty. Even if you hate her, she’s pretty. And I say that as someone who has never managed to sit through an entire episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians despite ALSO being someone who is fully invested in The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love: Not Without My Skanks. But you could be the prettiest person who ever existed (a close battle is raging for that one, as the contenders include Cleopatra, Lucy Liu, Tim Riggins, Helen of Troy, three-fourths of the actors currently employed by The CW, Henry VIII before he got fat/gouty, and one of the dudes working at the Starbucks down the street) and not necessarily be able to pull off peach fringe.