VanStory for News Robert Pattinson is plagued with rumors of B.O. and poor athletic ability on the set of the new 'Twilight' movie.
With a different story on every cover, the mags this week are an embarrassment of riches (and also rich with embarrassment). Life & Style heralds a “Twilight” fight, Star singles out “Brit’s New Boy Toy” and In Touch gives Octomom her latest closeup. Are there pictures of what goes on inside her crazy house? Find out in this week’s ’zines!
Since his latest breakup with Jen Aniston , John Mayer has been tooling around on a cruise toward Mexico, where he deejays until 7 a.m., hunts platinum blonds and was spotted by a Star source yelling “I’m so drunk!” as he downed tequila shots with his brother Carl. In other words, he’s enrolled in the Vince Vaughn school of post-relationship rehab. The Pussycat Dolls are opening for Britney Spears on tour but, according to OK!, they haven’t even glimpsed the star backstage. “We haven’t seen her yet,” lead Doll Nicole Scherzinger says. “Our schedule’s so busy, our paths haven’t crossed.” In other news, Britney will soon be throwing a tantrum when she realizes why audience members occasionally scream, “Sing ‘Beep!’ ”
“CSI: Miami” is doing a “Bachelor”- inspired episode on April 27, says Life & Style, in which the contestant changes his mind, dumps the woman he’d chosen and romances the runnerup. Here’s hoping that the murder weapon is one of Melissa Rycroft ’s dancing shoes. Us Weekly has figures on how much reality stars get paid for their series. Tina Yothers got $75,000 for “Celebrity Fit Club,” and if Lil’ Kim wins “Dancing With the Stars,” she’ll get $365,000. Which is a bundle. What does that tell you about the producers’ confidence in her dancing?
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